Amy Schumer Is Hot

Have female comedians really broken through the glass ceiling? Or are men just incapable of seeing women – however talented and deep – as anything other than sex objects?

These semi-existential questions and more in a segment I like to call, “Screenshots of our Google searches!”

I’ve been monitoring the analytics at AmericasComedy.Com for a while, and every now and then some dweeb looking for porn on a search engine will stumble onto our website.

How or why they need a search engine to find porn is beyond me. I know they’re looking for porn because the search phrase that directed their horny asses our way says something disturbing like “vintage hot 80′s porn video.”

Lately we’ve had a serious bump in our numbers because Amy Schumer’s “parts” have caught the attention of male comedy fans across the country. Either there’s nothing sexier than a woman who can tell jokes, or what I like to call “pornstar fatigue” is forcing men everywhere to look for alternative material.

We’ve warned Amy via Twitter (@AmySchumer). Now, see the evidence for yourself. If Schumer ever decides to perform stand-up in a bikini, we’ll take out a loan for a new server. For a look at our list of the top ten hottest female comedians, click here. 

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