Chelsea Handler… I love you!

When I read that one of my biggest crushes, Chelsea Handler was newly single after splitting up from her TV boss Ted Harbert… I was secretly planning on how I could approach her, woo her and get her to fall in love with me without the use of duct tape, rope or psychotropic drugs. Then I remembered… I am already happily married and my wife frowns on this type of behavior. Damn.

Well then, it is going to just have to be an unrequited love as I watch her and  my life unfold. But damn… she is so “my type of woman”!

It seems that the “Chelsea Lately” star and Comcast executive Harbert – who is Handler’s direct supervisor – have lived together in Los Angeles for nearly three years. But currently, Ted is living out of a Hollywood hotel according to the New York Daily News.

Oh Chelsea… come back to Sacramento… perform for me.. er, us. We love you!! (No, you don’t need a bodyguard.. honestly).

All kidding aside Chelsea… you are one of the funniest women on the planet.

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