Who cares if we are in in the worst economic slump since the Great Depression, with 8.6% unemployment, plummeting home values and Europe on the brink of collapse. The real tragedy here is that Santa didn’t bring a new iPhone or a car.
Comedy writer Jon Hendren took it upon himself to retweet the messages of disappointment from angry teenagers, using his tastefully created Twitter account @Fart.
Here’s a taste of the gems Hendren collected during this holiday season, which wasn’t so jolly for some.
@SeanMcmaster1: My parents are the worst mother Fucking parents in the world fuck you mom and dad for not getting me a Iphone. FUCK YOU. FML.
@sydnieoo_13: returning my kindle fire and getting an iphone…this is bullshit.
@vbellz_moriarty: Just cried for like 2 hrs straight cause i didn’t get a car.
@and_reeew: am i the only one who didn’t get and iphone
@Bernard_Wolf: my mom only got me a diamond earrings, odd future jacket, 30$, my mom got a tablet, brother got a laptop, She lied to me…
@dizzydentgirl: Typing this tweet on my computer because I didn’t get an iPad for Christmas. Fuck you you fucking fuck Santa!
@MORGuapmorehoes: If I didn’t get my iPhone, today will be the day that I become a terrorists and blow some shit up.
@HannahRipley: if there isn’t an iPad waiting for me under that Christmas tree on Sunday morning I’m going to throw a very childish tantrum
@xfactorstatus: I wanted a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign
@bigdealdola18: welp my christmas is pretty much ruined, im not getting my car till after tomorrow. so much for a car witha big red bow in the driveway
@suomikissa: If i wake up tomorrow, open every present & there is NO iphone, I’m knocking over our Christmas tree and moving out.
Rest assured, world, your future is in good hands.
About the Author: Svitlana Kurylo is a passionate writer, who loves life, comedy and firmly believes that laughter is the best cure for all diseases, even warts. She is currently trying to prove to the world that dreams do come true.