Jim Norton’s comedy special Please Be Offended is gearing up for its premier. Epix released a short preview of what viewers can look forward to when the special is released next week. Who should Norton be talking about, but former Governor of California and actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Seems like no one is off limits during Norton’s hour-long special.
Norton shows no mercy as he attacks many aspects in Schwarzenegger’s life.
“Was anybody surprised that Arnold Schwarzenegger cheated on his wife? No! I think we were surprised at his choice,” Norton joked when talking about Schwarzenegger’s affair. “I guess Arnold wanted to fuck the bases from Van Halen.”
Norton definitely shows he means business; he’s cutthroat and taking no prisoners. He even goes as far to go after Maria Shriver after he finishes with Schwarzenegger’s mistress.
“Maria Shriver by the way is too skinny. What does she weigh? Like 110 pounds?” Norton joked. “Arnold’s a big guy, he probably got tired of climbing on and jamming it in.”
Since Norton went after Schwarzenegger, it kind of makes you wonder who else he will be taking down. Fans will have to wait until the premier on June 30 at 10 p.m. ET on Epix and EpixHD.com.
Hey Arnold! Are you offended yet? Because it seems like you should be.
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