You get a couple ladies together and you think it would be full of book clubs and wine. Think again. “Blowtini’s”, getting plastic surgery done on unnecessary body parts, and caddy girl talk are what spark this Funny or Die video. What starts out as simple chatter amongst a group of friends turns into a tale of plastic surgery gone wrong when one of the women says, “Guys, I farted in front of Derek last night.” These women are shocked and say that they don’t fart because they have had their anuses shown shut. One lady states, “If you had a tire that had a hole in it, you’d patch it, right?” Well of course. But ladies if you want to avoid things like scurvy and/or death, I’d probably just get used to the idea that you are going to make ungodly noises from time to time.
Batman may have all the expensive toys and costumes but is it really enough to cover up his alter ego, Bruce Wayne? In this CollegeHumor.com video, Wayne tries incredibly hard to prove he is not Batman but never seems to switch out of his costumes appropriately. He says frantically, “I think it’s time to consider the fact that Batman is actually half man/ half bat who doesn’t even have a secret identity.” If only these Gotham citizens were as gullible as the usual ones. Well, we have The Dark Knight Rises to look forward to this summer and help us remember how cool Batman really is.
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